He's a comming round that mountain, it's J McSluterson!
Don’t be fooled, he’s always watching…
Dear Diary,
Last day in Germany today. I can feel we're on the home stretch and I'm pining for some taytos. Petes taken to following me round and making silly noises everytime I talk. It's getting quite upsetting as no one will take me seriously anymore. We played a bit later at the gig and I got to stay up past me bed time, but don't worry mum, I was in me jammies and tucked up in bed before 11. So it's off to the land of nod for me.
Till next time folks,
J. K. Slutesing