Cirque De Buffoon Tour Diary - Day 10

Iiiiiiiiiits Johnny. 

  Wham, straight in the back of the head!

Wham, straight in the back of the head!

Dear Diary, 

We're in The Netherlands. They have some pretty weird coffee shops here. They don't seem to sell much coffee, just this weird grass stuff. Pete seemed a bit more mellow as he's devolved to just slurring obscenities at me. I wasn't into the fruity cigarettes so I just had a lovely bit of cake. Just a short one today as I've gotta get back to chasing all the bats out the van and trying to beat me sucker punch streak on GTA. 

Peanuts, 

John 'The Knuckles' Slatts