Merlin's Musings - Studio Diary Day 4

“Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before”

It's important to stay perfectly erect while conducting.    

It's important to stay perfectly erect while conducting.   


Dear Diary,

The foundation has been laid. Today I start the herculean task of erecting the mighty walls, encasing the structure of the album, with heavy, fuzz filled insulation. Once again the band have done nothing but waste precious tape with their disappointing meanderings. Each take is an offence to my ears. I must have perfection. Like the almighty gods of yore, my design must be flawless. The forthcoming days would be a labour of love, would that I remember what human emotion feels like. Sleep has all been but eliminated and sustenance can be maintained via copious amounts of walnut halves. I have but to find a way to eliminate the need to defecate and I will be able to focus every morsel of my energy upon my creation...

Riley MacIntyre - Meagre Humanoid